Lady stuff for Cookie bear

Well its that time again when I feel like a spangle at a Mensa event.....I'd love to take part but I'm totally incapable.....Yep the heffalump is having the lady stuff going on and I feel strangely attracted and repulsed at the same time........sniffing her bum makes me face go weird but I just can't help meself....I'd take a cold shower but even that's a problem when you don't like water....lodger anyone?


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