Me and the heffalump are off to the Whales

On Saturday me and the heffalump are going on our holibobs. We are off to a place called Saron in the Whales and it's a cottage wiv a garden and stuff. It says that it takes two well behaved dogs....I guess one and a slobbering hairy hippo is fairly close. It also says that there are miles of countryside walks....Not sure why they put that, like I'd be interested.

There is a pub within walking distance...that I may be up for and I'd guess dad will be enjoying that walk as well. We will also be hitting a few seaside places so I'm pleased that my beach body is pretty much ready 24/7, so look out laydeees.....The name's Dogge.....Monty Dogge.


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